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Thursday, 12 September 2013

G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass

When I first read this article, I thought it would end with the author clarifying that its content is just a produce of his imagination and that it just his synical interpretation of what happened in the G20 meeting. But no, he didn't do that. However, since the article is published in a renowned magazine such as the New Yorker, and since the content is really, really, very synical, I came to the conclusion that it is the author's caricaturial view on international politics! In all cases, I loved the article.

ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report) 

Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.
“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.”

Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”

After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.

Alexander Zemlianichenko/AP